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Incall
While I do not offer use of my cute pied-à-terre for incalls, I am more than happy to host our date in a upscale spot for an additional fee. If you prefer an even more luxurious option, please enquire about my critically acclaimed* Suite Experience package, with all arrangements taken care of by yours truly. *critics include all previous suitors
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Screening
Screening is absolutely mandatory for all new suitors. All new friends must submit two recent references from reputable companions, a picture of your ID showcasing certain details and LinkedIn/work website will help to verify and secure our date before we can confirm our appointment.
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Non-Disclosure Agreements
I have gladly signed NDA’s in the past, and have no problem doing so again in the future. Please forward the document over a minimum of 24 hours in advance of our date to allow ample time for a read through.
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Envelope
All gifts must be presented in an envelope at the start of the date. If we are meeting in a public space, please tuck the envelope away in a gift bag or a special art book for the utmost discretion. A restaurant takeaway bag with a dessert, sweet treat, or bottle of wine will absolutely win you extra points.
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Cleanliness
The old saying will always ring true: cleanliness is next to godliness. Studies show that sudsy showers, neat grooming, and fresh breath are the best ways to start a date on a high note!
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Touring/FMTY
I do not tour. Instead, I simply enjoy visiting a select few cities when I am called, and then make the most of my time while there. If you are interested in meeting but can’t make it to Los Angeles, a FMTY is your best bet. Overnights and multi-day trips require 7 hours of uninterrupted sleep and an hour or two of me time. (To get ready, make a call, check my emails and etc.)